MONKEY SHINES (1988)

DAY 24 A recently paralyzed man develops a telepathic connection to his super intelligent service monkey, but the experiment that contributes to monkey’s cognizance bring about violent behavior. Monkeys actually scare the shit out of me. If they’re not masturbating in front of you at the zoo, they’re chewing your friend’s face off during a […]

THE HITCHER (1986)

DAY 23 A young man driving through the desert enters a deadly game of cat and mouse with a sadistic hitchhiker who frames him for the string of murders he’s left behind. As a self-proclaimed amazing driver, I absolutely resent long winded road trips. I’m either nursing sciatica pain or flirting with disaster from longterm […]